May 2006


Sometimes I run out of words (believe it or not).

Here are glimpses of my weekend – sedate and serene…

Gardening
… sitting in my garden enjoying a sliver of sun

Guitar performance
… crazy electronic guitar performance. Twenty people sat with their guitars on the ground, and instead of plucking the strings, they rubbed them with nail polish bottles.

Maypole
Stumbling on a strange maypole performance in Leicester Square

Trisha brown
Restaging of Trisha Brown’s daringly choreographed work “Man Walking Down the Side of a Building”, first seen in New York in 1970.

night walk
Walking home in the twilight…

Tate Gallery
Taking a moment to lie on the wet grass when passing the Tate, and looking up at the sky…

Old arcade games, beer tents, the greatest fireworks ever, the coolest old dodgem cars you’ve ever seen – welcome to Paradise Gardens and the Steam Fair!

Dodgems

merry go round

The bank holiday weekend was celebrated in the East End with an unusual carnival-style fair. It was partly based on the history of the Victoria Park gardens (old pleasure gardens like these are huge, and have pockets and twists and turns everywhere. In the old days much mischief would have happened here – tents with illegal drinking, whoring, gambling and circus style acts). The idea of the tents was taken on, but this time round they were inhabited with shops, food, performances and other strange and wonderful sights.

Rifle Range

Laughing Gas

Pagoda

In one corner was a true old-style carnival-ground, with rides and arcade games. But the rides were creaky and old-school and the arcade games were wooden and skill based. No flashing lights here, only the sound of pinging metal balls and swivelling levers!

Lotomatic

Steer ball

The night was a total hit with the most awe-inspiring fireworks I’ve ever seen. The stage was filled with five drummers wearing crazy electric drums harnessed to their bodies. They all whooped and danced and drummed away, and fireworks happened over their heads and around them for thirty minutes. It was the coolest stage show I’ve ever seen. Fireworks even came out of the instruments (yep – actually out of their drums, shooting into the air) and from all around the stage and filled the sky above us.

drummers on stage

Fireworks

Friday night of a bank holiday weekend, the entertainment choices are boundless!

Rach (my boss) and I decided to head out to the V & A for a different sort of experience – the museum and gallery was open late, djs and entertainment was copious, and whilst we giggled to ourselves at how uncool we obviously were (choosing to spend Friday night at a gallery) we soon realised we had hit gold!

There’s nothing like being in a gallery as amazing as the Victoria and Albert at nighttime, with a glass of wine in one hand, streams of people enjoying the atmosphere and gorgeous Frenchy chic style dj sounds filling the air.

We weren’t dorky at all – we had stumbled on the mecca of coolness!

Outside in the courtyard there was a Cumberland sausage BBQ (Mmmmm), jugs of Pimms (so so English!) and lots of people mingling in the dwindling light, watching the reflection of the lovely old building in the ripple pool.

Late Night

And that’s what it’s like here. There’s never a need to plan anything if you don’t feel like it, because there’s always something on. And it doesn’t matter what mood you’re in, because there’ll doubtless be something to appeal.

I’ve never felt so spoilt for choice…

To finish the evening I left Rach to cab home (after a promise to each other that we’d go to next months late-night friday at the V & A – Cuba themed!), and I went to find some lovely people I met a few weeks ago, who were djing at a tiny little bar in Shoreditch.

Think Blondie, Michael Jackson, a bit of Al Green, a touch of Nancy Sinatra, a lot of golden oldy love. Possibly the coolest dj set I’ve ever heard in the smallest bar in the world, packed with lots of effusive and drunk girls in skinny jeans and boys all standing in huddles clutching their boutique beers.

Some nights I love this city. There are many nights when it can be hard to be here – it can be lonely, or overwhelming or just plain expensive. But nights like last night… those nights make me glad to be here and happy to be taking a chance!

*this was written days ago, but I’ve been too busy too get to the cafe to post it*

You know how some days you wake up a little bit more ‘malleable’ than you did the day before. For some reason this day is the day you are more receptive to the world around you.

I had that day today.

By a flicker of fate I manged to have to merge my insides with the outside world, and I expereinced an amazing exhibition. If I’d seen it yesterday, I don’t think the effect would have been anywhere near the same. Sometimes you look at the world. Other times, you actually see it.

Without getting too airy fairy, there was something about me that felt more ‘open’ than usual; more receptive, more willing to be challenged, feeling more; more vulnerable to tears and laughter in public places.

Yesterday that wasn’t me. Today it was.

I went to the Hayward Gallery to make the most of half price Mondays, and see Undercover Surrealism – Picasso, Miro, Masson and the Vision of Georges Bataille. I have never spent so long in an exhibition before (near on 4 hours), especially one that was effectively four large rooms partitioned into areas of surrealist focus (i.e. film, formless, skulls, abattoir etc). And this is an exhibition that has not been successful with many critics.

Let me start from the beginning…

My university education focused on literary theory, literature and politics. I’ve never studied art history accept in relation to architecture (a brief foray into studying architecture was quickly followed by the realisation that, “yes” you do need a head for maths and science, which I don’t have). My art and cultural history was family-taught.

I have the pleasure of ‘owning’ a mother who was always culturally and artistically ahead of her time, in a critical sense. Like me, she can’t paint (except walls and furniture), is about as graceful as a hippopotamus when on stage, and sings well, if no one else is listening. But her appreciation is above and beyond, and I grew up in a house filled with of art, dance, theatre, film and music.

My mum took a huge amount of pleasure in teaching us about music (classic, opera, world music) and all other artforms, and then feeding any fascinations or interests we had. My brother loved nature and animals – she went out of her way to tape or find any animal documentary, made sure he had access to all sorts of books and films that were far beyond his age, but fed his passion – it’s one that continues to this day.

For me it was two things – art and dance. I always had a fascination with dancers and choreography. One of my loveliest memories as a child was of my mum waking me very late at night, because she’d just found a documentary about Margot Fonteyn on TV. Knowing I would love it, she cheekily woke me up, made me a weak tea, and allowed me to stay up late with her watching it. I was about 7 years old.

In many ways it was a conservative-bohemian upbringing. There were always artistic people around, madrigal groups, singers, musicians, writers, and artists. It was inspiring; especially when I realised I myself had no artistic talent and had to rely on others to feed my passion!

So when I say that I have a basic understanding of Surrealism, I don’t mean it in any academic sense, but more from “trawling galleries with my mum and later with friends” sense, from reading books and looking on the internet. Nothing formal

My first engagement with Surrealism was when I was about 6 or 7 and my mum and I saw a Picasso – my mum did an admirable job of explaining what Surrealism. I was comfortable with the concept. I understand it originated as a term coined by something-Breton to describe a movement rather than a style. I understood the quote (sadly I can’t trace it any longer, but it stayed in my head and I’m confident I’m faithful to it) “Surrealist artists believe human nature is irrational”.

Today, at the Hayward, I saw a different type of Surrealism. One I had never been exposed to before. A side of Surrealism that was bone jitteringly scary and confronting. But challenging and inspiring.

It focused on the magazine ‘Documents’, edited and created by George Bataille.

Documents 1

I’d not heard of him or the magazine before, but imagine if you will;

Room upon room of different aspects of sur-realness. Anti-realness. An exploratio n of reality within the un-real traditions and expectations of ethnography, archaeology, ritual behaviour and the radicalisation of music and painting.

Mask

A black and white image of cows’ intestines in an abattoir, A cloak from American Indians depicting a hunting scene. Sounds of Duke Ellington and the noises of a voodoo Haitian ritual. The image of a silver gelatin 1928 Broadway film with dancing girls and futurist drama, and the contrast of Salvador Dali’s ‘Un Chien Andalo’ (one of the first images is gut wrenchingly of a scalpel piercing through an eyeball). Max Ernst drawings with their cryptic-clue-like titles and Joan Miro’s universe traversing paintings.

Un Chien Andalou

It left me almost shell shocked. Suddenly I knew so much less than I thought I did about about art. I knew nothing – and I had to force myself to start the exhibition again, because I knew this experience wouldn’t happen again. It’s an exhibition aimed at a mainstream audience, but still an eclectic and unusual collection. It’s accessible, if you’re happy to float through it, or challenging if you begin to play around with the ideas and theories.

So here is a little of what I felt and learnt, both amusing and sincere:

1) I find Salvador Dali attractive

2) I never knew Joan Miro was a man (why would I? – I’ve admired his work but never discussed it with anyone, so no one could have corrected me previously)

3) I never considered photography as an effective form of surrealist artistic expression (mainly because I hadn’t recognisably engaged with any), until now. Eli Lotar’s series from the abattoir will have a long lasting effect on me.

4) The image of ‘Renee Jacobi’ by Jacques-Andre Boiffard was my favouriteimage, and a strange example of playing with imagery. Because the artist insisted on it being “upside down” (head ways up) it is mysterious and intriguing. But when I bought the postcard and turned it the other way round I realised it was actually a very simple photo simply turned upside down.

5) Green Pastures was one of the most fabulous black and white films I’ve ever seen. It’s heaven depicted as The ole’ South. Everyone is African American, with the very late 1920s slave costuming, but played with so they all look like angels. Gabriel is the most amazingly good looking African American man you have ever seen (thing Patterson Oliver from Neverwhere – all manly and strong) and God is a wonderful old man dressed in a Colonel Sanders Deep South-style suit, but black. It was amusing, poignant and thoughtful.

6) I need to get me some more art edu-ma-cation.

http://www.hayward.org.uk/undercover/

For Mandy, who likes my self portraits and wanted me to put more on my blog…

in the bath tub

And for Glen, who always wants to know that I’m having fun and still getting into mischief now that I’ve left Perth – these were taken after a big night out last night… it seemed like the most normal thing to do – take photos of myself when I got home at 1am, drunk and feeling unrealistically creative! You know you miss my crazy 1am drunken ideas!

self portrait 1

For the last few weeks I’ve had the great pleasure of helping out at an exhibition in Shoreditch, called The Marxist Magicians Film The Communist Manifesto, by artist Simon Morse and presented with a very cool curatorial organisation called Measure.

Magicians

It’s sad the show has ended – it was one of those unique shows that challenges you, makes you laugh and ponder at the same time, is interestingly presented (over three floors of a disused caretakers cottage, in rooms and nooks and crannies), and meeting and hanging out with the artist and the guy from Measure was a true pleasure and a wonderful way to pass a few afternoons.

magicians 2

The artist gave a talk, which was a surreal visual experience – he stood in front of his inanimate 3D magicians, giving this bizarre juxtaposition of movement and stillness.

magicians 3

I’m quite excited though – hopefully I’ll get to help out on the next measure show, which look sto be just as exciting as this one, but completely different.

magicians 4

More here: http://www.simonmorse.co.uk/ or http://www.measure.org.uk

caretakers cottage

Shoes

Enveloped in a fluffy Sanctuary-insignia’d white dressing gown,
flipping and flopping in my complimentary aqua thongs
my scrubbed clean face and hair hoisted up in a pony,
drifting along in the secret sign language of the day spa

lying on a banana lounges, drinking cool white wine,
nestling in deep pillows and moving to massage and facial appointments…
a few minutes keeping head above bubbles in the heated spa.
Then lying like a lizard on soothingly warm wood benches in the sauna

After such hard work, taking a break in the Koi Lounge
girls lazing around pools, on cushions, draped in fluffy gowns
like Grecian goddesses in a golden oldy hollywood film
giggling in gaggling groups beside gigantic goldfish.

And as I swing slowly, my toes grazing warm water below
I say Thank you my ARTRAGE folk
For a gift of pure indulgence and joy
How precious you all are…

For those who can’t understand bad poetry or refuse to read between the lines – my lovely co-workers gave me a pating gift of decadence and delight at a day spa in Covent Gardens called The Sanctuary. I floated home with wonderful memories of pampering and pretty blue thongs slapping the ground.

My pretty blue thongs:
Blue Thongs

Bear with me if this post seems a little disjointed and haphazard. It’s been a weekend of serious drinking at night, horrible hangovers in the morning, and working at a groovy little site specific exhibition in Shoreditch in the afternoon

Friday saw my first encounter with other Perth desserters. This is where I discovered a number of things; cheap white wine in England tastes great but has a bad hangover kick back, even Australians drink Fosters in England (no excuse!), a couple of the boys were drinking cider (absoltuely no excuse unless you’re under 15 or over 65), accents were varied – one person had been here for two weeks and had a badly overexaggerated accent, most of the guys had been here for a couple of years and sounded more Australian than most Perth people I know.

On Sunday night (despite promising the world in general that I’d never drink again) I joined a group of London Cool Kids. Everyone here is a Cool Kid. They all have trendy hobbies like dj-ing, writing in cool little zines or articles in terribly famous magazines, hanging out with famous people, working on films, writing novels that are criticallly acclaimed, but never read by the general public because no one can understand them.

Anyway – last night I found myself holed up in a dark, dusty English pub, lying across ancient chesterfields, drunkenly arguing the points of something (I have no idea what it was, but I know I was passionate!) and generally doing and saying things that made me blush with shame when I woke up the next morning.

Ahhh – alcohol. You just can’t trust me anywhere near it!

I’m back onto my health kick now… no more wine for a while and as of today I’m working on a new project – a four day film festival that’s really exciting: www.birds-eye-view.co.uk

It’s kind of nice being back in the working world. I’ve missed engaging with art, and found that than apathetically viewing it doesn’t give me the same thrill as being a “part of it”. I like being active, and I find I get bored easily if I don’t have some discipline and structure in my life.

I also have a job interview lined up, although the job is in gallery management, rather than marketing, so we’ll see how I go – I can’t quite work out how I’m anywhere near qualified for that one!

As I round the corner of The Mall (the long street leading to Buckingham Palace) chatting excitedly on my mobile to Mandy, my best girlfriend and all-round saviour, I come face to face with a 40ft elephant.

Sultans Elephant

I love London!

The Sultans Elephant was a very cool three day outdoor puppet performance in the streets of London, involving an elephant the height of a three storey building, and a puppet girl that took around 20 men, dressed in red velvet footman’s livery, to “manipulate”. Visiting French performers Royal de Luxe, closed streets and interacted in public spaces, to achieve this work, apparently loosely based on the works by Jules Verne. But it was hard to focus on drawing parallels with stories. The magic was all in the scale, gracefulness and whimsy of the puppets.

Sultans Elephant

French “soft rock” played by a live band accompanied the performance of the puppet girl removing her 1920s style aviator glasses, moved gracefully (with the help of push and pulls by her footmen) about 100 metres around the corner, turned and came back to play with the elephant.

Sultans Puppet Girl

Sultans Puppet Girl

It’s hard to explain how moving the performance was (especially as I was thoroughly distracted by my phone conversation – poor Mandy! It’s hard to compete with a 40ft elephant, even if you haven’t spoken to your best friend in nearly a month!). The best quote I read was in The Guardian, “ the sight of the elephant had been provoking small acts of self-revelation and actual smiles in the traditionally suicidal-looking London pedestrians.”

Eventually I moved on to the Institute of Contemporary Art (the reason why I was in the area in the first place) to see the hilarious Outrageous and contagious exhibition. 7 computers were set for the audience to interact with, and enjoy the best electronic/digital ‘virals’ (viral emails, which are often in the form of images, videos and games, usually forwarded from person to person to create a subversive marketing campaign).

Admittedly it was unusual – it was a personal boundary I had to overcome to think of the computers as the exhibition, I kept looking around for more. It felt like an apathetic exhibition experience – to sit down in a dark room and play on a computer for an hour… But I loved it and saw some of the funniest virals and electronic art!

To finish the weekend I did a Sunday afternoon shift at the exhibition I’m helping out at. Sadly, we found that we couldn’t compete with a 40ft elephant either.

I have a deep, dark confession to make. I like Marian Keyes. And Jane Green. I even have my Maeve Binchey moments.

It’s not very trendy to admit to liking chick lit. It probably has something to do with how unintelligent and bland you seem.

But I’ve decided to take a stand, and declare myself a reader of the genre, and proud of it. Don’t get me wrong – I read my fair share of decent literature. Gabriel García Márquez rates as my favourite writer. The Master and Margarita is my all-time favourite book, and there isn’t much of the Virginia Woolf “back-catalogue” I haven’t read (including her diaries and letters).

However I’ve decided to liberate myself and other readers of female-oriented-airport-fiction from under the black cloud of shame. I say – “it’s okay to like pulp”. There’s an appropriate time and place for it, and we shouldn’t hide it!

I’ve been guilty of hiding my copy of Sushi For Beginners at a coffee shop, shielding the cover of Bridget Jones’s Diary on the train, and surreptitiously browsing through my The Girls Guide to Fishing and Hunting.

It’s good for the soul to take a holiday, and sometimes instead of exploring Africa, you simply want to lie on a beach in Broome – this is how I see my book reading habits (although admittedly my magazine habits reflect this theory as well).

In the last week I’ve read five books – all of them romance flavoured of the “28 – 32 year old pretty girl falls in love with handsome boy – has misunderstanding – has a fight – makes up – lives happily aver after” persuasion. And it’s been a lovely. Easy to read, uncomplicated, inevitable and formulaic. It’s a safe read in an insecure world. It’s a compromise between only coping with one page of a “real” book, and not reading at all.

So here’s a list of some of my favourite “easy reads”. They include chick lit, easy science fiction and uncomplicated tales. Love it! Embrace it! Take a holiday!

Circle of Friends – Maeve Binchey (the first chick lit I read – Thanks Lucy!)
The Eyre Affair – Jasper Forde (fun, a little bit quirky in a science fiction way)
Any Harry Potter – J.K Rowling (I’ve read them a number of times, v. entertaining) Any Terry Pratchett novel (funny and fun with the best set of characters. I love Sam Vimes) Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden (the ultimate in airport fiction – easy to read)
Any Marian Keyes (Rachels Holiday is my favourite, but they’re all the ultimate in chick lit)
The Princess Bride – William Goldman (romance, fighting, kidnapping, royalty, murder – and the “is this a kissing book?” line)
Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll (this is my favourite book for when I’m sick and stuck in bed)
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy (decadent and scandalous romance!)
Emma – Jane Austen (early period Mills and Boons)
High Fidelity – Nick Hornby (some might argue this doesn’t quite fit in this list, but it’s still an insatiably good and easy read – I recently heard it referred at as ‘dick lit’)
Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding (it’s a bit naff, but cute and girly)
Jemima J – Jane Green (the tale of an insecure plump woman finding love and fitting into size 8 jeans. Awww.)
Sex and the City – Carrie Bradshaw (c’mooon! You know it’s good)
Room With a View – EM Forster (the book is as sweet as the film – very English and romantic)

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