Three strange things that happened to me today;

  • I went to my first home open. It’s all becoming very scary and real. Not that I have to worry too much about falling in love with this house – it will definitely be too expensive for me.
  • Nearly being run over by a psycho lady who then threatened us with her cork wedge shoe, before her rhino-like daughter stalked us four blocks calling the police on her mobile, claiming we’d “damaged her car” before we finally found a police-person to intervene.
  • Having Peking duck for dinner and feeling full after two pancakes. What the?!?!?!

I’ll be glad when halloween is over this year!