I love food. I just never have time to eat it.
A quick glance in my bin next to my desk is fairly revealing –I think I have some issues, which need resolving!
Contents:
3 V8 tetra packs (different flavours)
2 Sustagen tetra packs (only Dutch Chocolate flavour)
2 Buddy Size Diet Coke bottles
5 take away coffee containers
1 lite Masters ice coffee
1 can of lemonade
1 marketing industry magazine
1 bus ticket
Just think – that revolting mixture of liquids has been consumed in less than three days, and is swishing around in my belly. Gross.
Why, you may ask, am I suddenly so interested in my bin? The answer can only be – Procrastination!
If you’re not careful, I’ll start reeling off and analysing the contents of my desk drawers, just to occupy myself for another 10 minutes!
My year in photos... 
March 3, 2006 at 5.07Z03
what’s in your desk!
is there any bubblegum stuck under the table?
by the sounds of it I think your chair’s caster wheels need oiling. better get to it!
March 3, 2006 at 5.07Z03
Ahh! Since you ask – I think I can stop my “pretend work” for a while (which consisted of me filing my emails into incredibly anally titled folders within folders) and ramble away here for ten minutes…
I have the biggest desk in the office, and by far the messiest with the most paper sprawled across it (I’m incredibly un-environmental – I print everything cause I find it too difficult to proof things on a screen).
Goody! I just noticed how much filing I have to do – Thanks Mik-adeedooda, that’s another job to fill in the next hour… a few more of those and I could slide through today without doing anthing!
Oooh – there’s another idea – I could make a list of all the things I’m not going to get done!
Be safe Mik – have a great time in Melbourne, stay in touch, and hopefully our paths will cross again sometime.
x
March 7, 2006 at 5.07Z03
Wow… It`s been days since your last post! Don`t tell me you`re doing work? All this talk of procrasternation was just a tease and you are actually a valuable functioning member of a dedicated workforce?
March 8, 2006 at 5.07Z03
No – never fear, I’m not working, I’m laid up in bed, unable to move much at the moment…
Will be back on my feet tomorrow and able to post something. In the meantime, email me stories so I have something to look forward to when I get to work tomorrow!
x
March 9, 2006 at 5.07Z03
Oh wow… I feel like a complete jackass.
😦